Just as Westley and Buttercup had to contend with Rodents of Unusual Size (ROUSes) as they tried to escape Prince Humperdinck in the Fire Swamp, anyone viewing this page must contend with Jokes of Low Refinement (JOLR). The jokes in this section are not for kids and are usually generated by me with low taste and less refinement as my beginning goal line.
They require an appreciation of irony, sarcasm, parody, satire, perhaps some oblique metaphysical verbality and sometimes black humor to fully “get it”. They may also include some political incorrectness and sexism. If you can’t stomach that, priggishness may kick in and produce a violent physical reaction. You’ve been forewarned 🙂
Remember, … they are just jokes. Take them seriously at your own self peril.
Joke #1 – What did the elephant ask the naked man?
“How do you breathe out of that thing?”
Joke #2 – Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
Joke #3 – When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Joke #4 – What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.